I'm very disburbed by this. Someone got here by Asking Jeeves "if a baby has a chest x-ray and a spot is found, what could this be?" The J Spot was the first result. I feel bad because it was probably a distraught mother looking for information on her baby, and then she ended up reading about my vulva or my latest escapade with a washing machine. Poor thing.

In other news, daylight savings time might be extended. The U.S. is considering passing a bill, which means that Canada would more than likely have to follow suit. I guess I find this so wild because it's something so fundamental to daily life. It's like if the U.S. all of a sudden wanted to change Saturday to Bushday (which, I would totally support, of course).

Finally, please read this. It's not true, but at this point, it doesn't matter, does it? This guy's face is all over the Internet, and people will be calling him (insert Lois' nasally voice here) "Pee-tah" for years. Actually, if I were him, I'd legally change my name to Peter Griffin and milk the unfortunate facial features for all it's worth.